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If you live somewhere that gets below freezing and a guy busts his load on the girls face and then holds her out the window until the load freezes to her face. Then screaming in an Arnold Schwarzenengger voice, "Mr. Freeze!"
Last night my girl was giving me road head and I was finally able to do the Mr. Freeze to her!
The worst and most rigged fight in all of Bloody Battle. Mostly hard because, people have a huge skill issue.
"Hey dude wanna beat Mr. Frosty Freeze?"
"Oh hell nah this server sucks ass, no way in hell we are going to beat it!"
":("
Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.
I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.
A spicy milkshake that was made by Hec Hanley. A Hanley Freeze is most commonly made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, V8 vegetable juice, and Mt. Dew Code Red. This is one of Hec's favorite drinks. If you want something creamy, but with a sweet and tangy kick, try a Hanley Freeze - one taste and you'll be Hanley'd!
Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?
Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?
Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)
Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?
Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)
Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.
Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)
Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
A blowjob receive by someone immediately after they spit out mint gum. This give you a cold sensation as your gone down on.
I hate bad breathe but damn I had some brutal Freeze Brain last night
A sexual activity where the male partner inserts dry ice into the females vagina, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of her, freezing his cum inside her.
Yo I just got done freeze drying my girlfriend, she's in the ICU now.