A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who will DESTROY YOUR LIFE! He will lie and manipulate. He chooses porn over real p****. He is a cheater. He is not a goal setter and he has no motivation to ever do any thing. He is a weak guy for girls. If u think he is sleeping wit your girl behind your back you better follow your gutt.! He runs back home to mommy and daddy cus that's all he has. He doesn't have the looks or the sense of humor. His sex is as plain as his character. He. Is not the greatest and i wouldn't vouch for him either. He used me and took away my the only one person that matters in my life and used her as a pawn to hurt me and make my life worthless for loving. He is a joke.
Keith the big nose used to sniff out any good u have to steal it and chew u up and spit u out stripped of anything u had now u have nothing
Keith. One of my bestest friends in this WORLD!! She's so gay for ryujin and momo. I wrote this bc I want to thank her.
Person 1: who's one of your bestest friends?
Person 2: KEITH
Kienth, ( yes his name is actually Kienth, said Ken-th. He does not know this is here so...) is a very considerate, intelligent and trust worthy man. He is a talented pianist and has a 10 pack of abs with a 12 1/2 inch penis. His penis reduction surgery is next week. Kienth is also incredibly thiccc (which 3 'c's) and is highly routable, But be warned he is a vegan.
Person 1: "Hey look at that ass, it must be Keith ( Kienth)!"
Person 2: " Are you sure?"
Person 5 from the other side of the street: "Yes, it's obviously Keith (Kienth) look at the curve of those buttocks and the plumpness of the cheeks. His ass is extremely voluptuous and juicy. It must be Keith (Kienth)."
Likley a Sea witch from Western Australia who uses it's victims ball hair as toilet paper. Likes to show off it's fore-elbow which turns any who gaze upon it to stone.
Normal Person: Holy shit, a KEITH. Run before its shows us its left fore-elbow.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.