A fork of Rural Dictionary
Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.
The act of breaking a black womans (or mans) legs, and bending them behind their head during intercourse for deeper penetration. Cumming on them afterwards will lead to a Black Salted Pretzel.
My dick was to big for her pussy and his Asshole so I broke their legs and had myself a Black Pretzel
The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther
He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther
Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.
TK was pinned by Wilson and escaped by using the pretzel lock.
The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group
Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!! Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am
A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.