A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two females rub their vaginas together.
When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.
"Kicking the stump" refers to engaging in activities that are ultimately unproductive and futile, often imposed by an employer or authority figure, despite their lack of meaningful impact or effectiveness. These actions are typically repetitive, redundant, and serve little purpose beyond fulfilling arbitrary or bureaucratic requirements. This term captures the essence of tasks that waste time and resources without contributing to any significant outcome or progress.
Despite knowing the prospects had already declined the offer due to higher prices, the sales team spent their afternoon kicking the stump by making follow-up calls, as mandated by their manager.
When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"
An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x
"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate
When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.
When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.
To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.
"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"
The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.
Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.