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How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 02, 2024

Would (in pizza tower)

would peg/have sex with

(Sees a femboy gyatt) Would (in pizza tower)

by ilovefurrygyatt June 18, 2024

I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are in the family of eagles?

Person 1: I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 07, 2023

It would be a stupid thing to do

You can't just say that. You can't just say that it would be a stupid thing to do so you don't believe they're doing it.

A retard "I don't think Israel is block aid because it would be a stupid thing to do."

Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 06, 2020

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022