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Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver. Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum. Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow! Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

by Dogcatchersmyrna July 02, 2018

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by 584940493395874392034839394 November 09, 2024

Commander Cool

The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.

Who's that mad little 15 year old? -Some random dude You're gay. -Commander Cool

by I am a christian man January 24, 2019