A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like a regular cake, but better because she thicccc
You see bri? She got that bundt cake booty!!
The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.
Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!
Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.
A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.
"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.