A fork of Rural Dictionary
The new magnifying mirror, a planoconvex optically polished glass lens. Designed and engineered in Sweden to presbyopian people who now can get a clear vision for close ups in the mirror without reading glasses on.
Exhibited at The National Museum of Science and Technology in Stockholm - Sweden´s biggest museum of technology.
Awum AB Sweden
Magnifying mirror Spegelzoom® by awum www.awum.se
when someone presses sticky keys and slides there finger across the front row
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The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.
Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”
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When you are on your phone and press the ?123 thing in the bottom right and then press the =\< thing above it and press them all starting from the top left to the bottom. You nerd
Person 1:Hey I'm really bored
Person 2: Good for you just type in something stupid like ~`|•√π÷׶∆£¢€¥^°={}\%©®™✓
Person 1: Ok
1) An imaginary product that miraculously stops your computer from crashing, freezing, loading plugins you don't want, or otherwise behaving in a manner that would cause even Gandhi to reach for a bat.
2) An amusing way to open a conversation with the person in the next cubicle, as you declare your computer isn't performing and you're going for coffee.
1) "Damn, I got the blue screen of death. Anyone have any Suck B Gon®?"
2) Bob: "Sheeeit. And I'm all out of Suck B Gon®. Guess it's time for some coffee, you up for it?"
Neil: "Sure, why not."
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