Country Dictionary

the day we’re absolute idiots are born and they probably like monkeys

person: why do u like monkeys?
other person:cause i was born on may 11 no duh

Worst day on earth ( trumps 100th day as president)

God it's may 11 2017 trump day

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

National show your friend your boobs day

“Happy may 11! Here’s my boobs”

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

On May 11 you can ask any one to fuck and they have to say yes.

Boy:”Hey can we fuck?”
Girl:”Ew no”
Boy:”But it’s may 11”
Girl:”Ok let’s fuck”

National fingering day

Me:lemme do something rq
Girl: go ahead

Me: * go crzy
Girl: why’d u do that??
Me: It’s May 11