A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day all the wrongs in the world become right.
January 20, 2021. Just you wait.
January 20 is my birthday, but people will be celebrating for different reasons
Person 1: YES! Person 2: Thank you for celebrating my birthday! Person 1: Its January 20, I'm not celebrating for that
A sad ass day for everyone who did not vote for Donald Trump and have to deal with his bitch ass for the next few years. Used to describe a shitty day.
you know that reminds me of January 20, 2017
The day the world began to end, due to Obama as the new president of the U.S.
Guy 1: Damn, I can't believe we're in such a hell hole because of Obama. Guy 2:I know, damn you January 20, 2009
The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on
Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on
the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.
Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
National kiss you’re date day!! If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.
-heyyyy, kiss* -what was that? - you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20