Country Dictionary

April 27

National send soapy titty pics day

Him: you should send soapy titty pics
Her: why
Him: because it’s april 27th
Her: oh ok

27 April

27 April
national have sex day!!

boy- can we do it?
girl- im not sure..
boy- but you have to its 27 April!
girl- okeyy fine

April 27

National Give Your Fiancé Head Day. You Have to, It's the Law.

Friend 1- Wow your fiancé is a big POG Chad! What are you doing today?

Friend 2- I'm giving him head today because it's april 27!

April 27

The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.

April 27 is ass

April 27

April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.

Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes