Country Dictionary

May 7 I yet another send nudes day because there’s never enough

Guy: Hey send nudes.
Girl: Why??
Guy: It’s May 7 send nudes day!

Give your crush the biggest hug of your life🥰😁 don’t be scared 😱

Hey Ferris I thought you might want a hug.
Oh thank you sheets your so thoughtful but why? Sheets: because today’s may 7

National Skip Prom Day/Leg Day

Girl: You want to go to prom?
Boy: Nah it’s on May 7th, so I got to hit leg day

National gaslight your friend's day

You: Hey do you know what day it is?
Friend: No
You: *sigh* It's May 7.

make DeMaurier give u money

yo it's may 7 its payday for me
Ok

National Handjob Day

Bro are you excited for May 7, cause it’s national Handjob Day

National head day

Guess what today is, its may 7 you know what that means mariah