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its simple he likes little kids and won't stop until he finds them all
Kyle likes 9 year old its just that simple
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Retarded 9 Year Old
A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria. -Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles - Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old" " Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
a group of kids who just can be found everywhere. Especially school, and k-8th grade schools. The 9 and 10 year olds go on games like Animal jam or fortnite. They are just kids who piss on the earth every while and some who are just the quiet kids are going through depression so don't bully the 9-10 year old quiet kids. the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
year: 2014 P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying! K1 (kid 1):WHAT K2: im yo momma K3: STOP STOP STOP K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART
a quote from a based movie named whiplash only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!" "I'm gonna be on your time.." "My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"