A fork of Rural Dictionary
December 9th is National give your hoodie to your girl best friend day
Me: it’s december 9th *gives hoodie
Girl best friend: thank you so much
Hold Hands with your crush day
crush: Er what you doing?
you: Oh its december 9th national hold hands with your crush today
Give your boyfriend your scrunchie day
“Hey babe! Here is mundane scrunchie bc it’s December 9th! ❤️
Yesss!!! Today is December 9th I cannot wait to get Friend Zoned 😂
National Your Stupid if you are born on December 9th day.
“Yo it’s my bday”
“Bruh, your stupid, it’s June 3rd.”
“No it’s December 9th”
National ask out your crush day!!
Today, December 9th, I asked out my crush.
Post your bae today, show em your appreciation for them 😍 !
Chloe: *post bae*
Bae: yoo, why you post me today so randomly?
Chloe: Its December 9th!!!
Bae: Whats December 9th??
Chloe: Post your bae day 🤭