A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet. 2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin." 2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.
Blumpkin Haiku: Stinky poo, deep throat\ Get on your knees now baby\ Man, I love bumpkins\
a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.
blumpkin
the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit
Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.
Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.
Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?" Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?" Chick-" Ugh never mind" Guy-"Damn!"
The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.
1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige! 2: Gross! (now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)
To receive fellatio while defecating.
When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.