A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dr. Butz is a board certified Family D.E.Z. physician committed to holistic yet Ligma patient care in the urgent care settings.
He earned a A.S.S. in the study of Asintits in Biomedical Engineering at Bofa State University at West Ohio and later returned to Uranus (where he grew up) for medical school at University of Hogwarts Southwestern Infarmary Center. Afterwards, he completed his feature on Brazzorz at Overlook Medical Center in Summit, NJ, before joining PromptMD.
Dr. Butz is fluent in Jeberish Adameese and Pig Latin. In his free time, he enjoys , pooping, and exploring the city on unicycle.
Sick Childes mother: My Child is very sick I wanna Seymour Butz over here
Doctor: You want a what!?
Seymour Butz: I'm here I can help you child
The only one King Henry VIII truly loved, when her son was newly born, she died. But she’s not what she seems or is she? Stick around and you’ll suddenly see more.
You can build her up, you can tear her down, you can try but Jane Seymour is unbreakable
The most boring city, maybe ever. Most excitement in Seymour is the occasional heroin OD or a couple of kids threatening to fight. All the fun things in Seymour have since shut down. If you want shitty housing and people, come to Seymour.
Man, I hate living in Seymour, Indiana. I'm lucky to have some people there.
Tumblr reader and flork of cows reader
Pm seymour needs his coffee
Drink composed of apple whiskey, lemon-lime soda and cranberry juice. An explosion of 4 flavors!
Yo Saed, lemme get another bubbly Seymour!
Yo Dale, here's your bubbly Seymour. I hope you enjoy your explosion of 4 flavors!
To bruce your teeth with someone elses feces
"I could use toothe paste or just get a nice steamy seymour