A fork of Rural Dictionary
your masturbaiting hand/s.
guy 1: quit hyper extending my wrist dude, you might break my zeus noose.
guy 2: (releases quickly)
When one proceeds to tie a noose around their neck, and get onto an object high enough to do a flip/backflip and hang them self
Little Johnny: Dad! Mom just pulled a noose flop in the kitchen
Picture a noose. Like for hanging people. But you attach one end to the ground and the other end to your neck. Then you just stand up really quick.
Andrew Jackson was hung for treason via ground noose. That's pretty much the only time it's ever been used by someone other than drunken pirate hookers.
When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.
JM&DO
Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.
When your girl's hair finds it way into you boxers, wraps itself around you dick and balls and you go to pull it out thinking its just a random hair, but instead its trying to strangle the boys.
Hey Tommy have you ever had a hangman's noose?
Damn dude I almost hangman's noosed my boys. Thought I almost castrated myself.
Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.
Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.
Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.
Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."