A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alexey is not the sexy beast. Alexey. Born in Belarus. Moved to America when he was 9. Now he is a baddie. And he doesn't give a fuck. Why? Because. He's an insta baddie. Who is friends with Niki baby, Eli, and Lizzie. All hail the king.
All hail the king. Alexey baby
When you ran your penis into a girls belly button, before fingering her earlobe and smelling her thighs, furiously screaming "yes mommy" and moaning.
I was so horny last night I pulled a dirty Alexei on my girlfriend.
The Sweetest Character in Stranger things. A Cherry and Strawberry Loving Angel, who deserved better, and the best character in all of Television History.
"I love cherry slushies." "Like Alexei?"
alexei is a short dickhead, who pulls no bitches his entire personality is about his height, and he makes fun of people that aren't tall he is an asshole
person gets in fight with alexei: person: fuck you alexei: you're short
a fucking moron who is indecisive as shit, but atleast they have a bigger dick than you. also, they fucked ur mom in moscow
Random dude: hey, isn't that Alexei Random dude 2: unfortunately, yes