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emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.
"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo." "Word up man."
Noun: 1. Vagina 2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter Misc: 1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.
I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.
What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself. Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
The fucking jackass named Jacob Paddy.
When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help. "You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "
the act of sucking your own cock.
Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients? what the fuck is that
Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.
He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.