A fork of Rural Dictionary
the worst advice you can get in the world that is somehow worse than reddit advice, usually delivered by laughably unqualified people who think the are experts. more often than not, the advice will only result in worsening the problem or even killing the person.
Person 1: man by balls hurt, i'm going to ask 4chan for advice Person 2: nah bro go to the hospital, 4chan advice will probably tell you to shove a ghost pepper down your urethra
Advice from your PP that always helps when times are tough.
That was some damn good PP advice, thanks man that always helps when times are tough.
A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing
Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer
Read the first entry for crab bucket and you will find what is meant here. This is usually somebody that is close to you that gives it; they exploit your trust. It is when somebody tries giving you advice that, either directly or indirectly, is meant to influence you to make a decision that ultimately affects you negatively. This is done by telling you that your job that affords you a better lifestyle than they have/had at that age is a bad idea, trying to convince you that you are stupid when in reality your intelligence and potential are much higher than theirs, telling you that the potential mate you can obtain that is better than they can get is a long list of negative things, etc. Unfortunately, this tends to work, because most people would never suspect that somebody close to them would give them such selfish and malevolent advice. Hell, most people don't even know what "crab mentality" really is. Another unfortunate thing, is that even if you know beyond any reasonable doubt what the ulterior motive is, especially if people victimize themselves when confronted with something like this, good luck trying to convince anybody of it. Please use even a bit of critical thinking when it comes to the things that people say to influence you, even if it seems like it is in your best interest; ESPECIALLY if they try persistently. :)
My mom and dad think it is a bad idea for me to be a bartender. Apparently, they think that slaving away twice as many hours a week earning minimum wage is going to allow me to get a higher GPA. I think it is just BS, and more crab advice from my parents, who suck at life.
Advice given by someone who is either gay, or metro - which later results in becoming gay.
Elton John gave me some good sympathetic advice.
1. don't pick up the phone, you know he's only calling cuz he's drunk and alone 2. don't let him in, you'll hafta kick him out again 3. don't be his friend, you know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And if you're under him, you ain't getting over him I got new rules I got new rules
So you broke up with your boyfriend ? Let me give you a word of advice
useless advice for playing games
1)korean advice on being the best at league : "wouldn't know, ask the europeans" 2)"git gud", "just don't die"