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aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Aggravated assault

American term: A person who intentionally hurt someone really bad that it causes severe inflict injuries usually with a weapon E.g broken bones Brain damage Intense blood Spinrol injuries or head injuries Even sometimes death

Aggravated assault

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Aggravated Em Anus

When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt

Wow dude! I have an extreme case of aggravated Em anus last night!

by Jefree123456789 October 15, 2020

Aggravated motion

Anything between two people that deems their actions as aggressive. Also could mean those two people are having sex

Those two crack head's are greating each other with lots of aggravated motion. Last night we had some aggravated motion

by Mr.Vi.e.1323??? August 06, 2020

aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.

The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

aggravated pod

A pod in jail or prison where the inmates can't come in direct contact with the correctional officer because the officer is behind a booth of bullet proof glass and is reserved for inmates arrested for using weapons to commit crimes.

Since you used a firearm in the robbery you're going to the aggravated pod 26

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac December 28, 2019

aggravated perjury

An arbitrary charge made against a defendant in a mock trial when you cannot think of anything else to charge them with.

Esteemed people of the jury, you cannot possibly charge the defendant with "aggravated perjury", as her statement was not made under oath in a court of law!

by cornbreadtime May 15, 2022