A fork of Rural Dictionary
*someone with airpods to someone without airpods*: it smells like broke in here
random person: stop this airpodism
The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod - the AirPod unit. AirPod unit is also a fundamental building block of a worldwide AirPod business model, initialized by the third person's investments and based on IPO.
The AirPod unit
AirPod unit incorporates smart functions that offer advanced usage of the pod. The pod will offer a nap place with revitalization function, the option to use the web and different entertainment possibilities.
The AirPod business
AirPod business in its core in inevitably connected to the innovative product - AIRPOD smart napping pod. Market entry points are the world's busiest airports, where user flow is guaranteed due to unexpected flight delays and frequent waiting for transit flights. AirPod users (Airpodders) will be generating constant income flow. The income will be distributed among initial supporters in form of lifetime monthly revenue.
The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod.
A symbol of richn't. Anyone who owns Airpods are usually the slaves of people who own Samsung smart fridges or Gucci toilets.
Guy 1: "I just got some new headphones, guy 1."
Guy 2: "I don't speak broke, I have Airpods."
Guy with Samsung Fridge: "I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?"
Often used to refer to zoe topper
“Have you seen my AirPods?”
- “zoe topper is right over there”
Two white cocks hanging out of your ears while blasting music into your fat and moisty brain.
Flex like ouu
I have airpods omg im so rich!!