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AirPods

Poor people get these because they can't afford the cord or wire.

ME: "nice AirPods" GIRL: "Thanks" ME: "but you can't afford the cord loser"

by YOURDADDYAKARHETTESKETTIT February 15, 2019

airpods

rich dick heads use them

peorson wearing airpods: " I smell broke in here" peorson on the left: punches peorson wearing airpods

by 1234 gay5 January 17, 2019

Airpods

A complete and total waste of money

Airpods are a waste of money

by someone_stupid March 02, 2019

airpodism

head phone discrimination

*someone with airpods to someone without airpods*: it smells like broke in here random person: stop this airpodism

by brokeboysonly January 20, 2019

The AirPod

The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod - the AirPod unit. AirPod unit is also a fundamental building block of a worldwide AirPod business model, initialized by the third person's investments and based on IPO. The AirPod unit AirPod unit incorporates smart functions that offer advanced usage of the pod. The pod will offer a nap place with revitalization function, the option to use the web and different entertainment possibilities. The AirPod business AirPod business in its core in inevitably connected to the innovative product - AIRPOD smart napping pod. Market entry points are the world's busiest airports, where user flow is guaranteed due to unexpected flight delays and frequent waiting for transit flights. AirPod users (Airpodders) will be generating constant income flow. The income will be distributed among initial supporters in form of lifetime monthly revenue.

The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod.

by AirPod December 06, 2018

Airpods

A symbol of richn't. Anyone who owns Airpods are usually the slaves of people who own Samsung smart fridges or Gucci toilets.

Guy 1: "I just got some new headphones, guy 1." Guy 2: "I don't speak broke, I have Airpods." Guy with Samsung Fridge: "I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?"

by creamgravy March 14, 2019

AirPods

When people cut the wires of their ordinary apple EarPods and sell them for £300

Look at those AirPods, they are peng

by Rara da noisy lion February 16, 2019