A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Alfie is the most BADASS and sweatiest fortnite and call of duTy god and will always find time to snipe you out of midair
GIRL" OH GOD I JUST BROKE UP WITH ONE OF ALFIES FRIENDS" DUDE " HE IS GONNA COME AND ASSASINATE YOU SO GO GET A PLANE TO ASTRAULIA"
A person who is quiet short and has an extremely big penis and is very attractive . He also has an obsession with girls .
Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever. But never be mistaken because Alfie can lie A LOT. Mostly to keep you safe or just because the truth is too embarrassing.
“Omg Alfie said he has a big dick”
“Girl he’s lying”
Usually stinky and ugly, likes girls younger than him. He talks a load of rubbish all of the time and believes he is the baddest on the road
Pronounced ‘al-fie’. Alfies are the most hilarious, helpful and sweet people on the planet. The Alfie i know is one of my best friends and is known by all for being awfully polite but at the same time full of jokes and fun. Alfie’s have so much character and are the guy that everyone loves and wants to be around :) Alfies always have the best stories and are up for anything, they’ll never fail to put a smile on your face. The Alfie i know is hilarious, original, friendly, polite, easy to talk to, fun to be around and a complete gentleman :)
“wtf Alfie?!”