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An amazing best friend that is there till the end. Very protective, get jealous easily, but loves hard. He's most likely a Taurus ♉️ who enjoys being around a small group of people or by himself. Great lover and husband.
People aspire to be an Alonso.
A sub. Alonso is that one guy who can easily become your personal sub because he is such a simp. But he's also really adorable and you are lucky to know him. He resembles a ginger cat because he is sometimes extremely crazy and out of pocket but it's so worth it to see that side of him. He is currently unavailable as he is my sub. So find another sub. Byebye.
Alonso, what did I say about imploding on people?!
You're such a subway sandwich, Alonso.
Is one of those types of guys that will suck the life out of you when dating him. He doesnt care if he hurts his friends or anyone around him. All he cares about is himself. He will date you, then cheat on you, try and break you and your current boyfriend apart, then try and get back with you. He is a coward. Cant even muster up the man hood to talk to parents. He is a sketchy POS. Even little boys are more manly than Alonso. The best way I can describe him is he is a BLACKHOLE. Everything around him gets sucked into nothingness.
Person 1. Can you have Alonso Horros Duran talk to your father?
Person2. Nope he is too much of a coward!