A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbating before work
Sorry I’m late, I’ve spent most of my morning strangling antler
what someone who has lost a lot of weight looks like, similar to a wrinkly bag with bones sticking out
Check out Bertha - she used to be such a fat fuck, but since she lost 200 pounds she really looks like a sack of antlers.
Mutual oral sex, commonly referred to as "69", performed while driving a car with one's partner's legs sticking out of the sun roof or T-top.
Damn, baby, how about an antler job?
Wild panic, represented by running around with hands in the air. Such panic vaguely looks like an impersonation of a reindeer with antlers, hence the naming of the term. Antler Dancing indicates that a person is extremely worried but not doing anything to fix a problem, just wasting time or performing fruitless activities.
The fire was spreading and people should have grabbed the extinguishers, but everyone was too busy doing the antler dance.
The supervisor's big presentation is due in an hour, but instead of getting it finished, he's just antler dancing.
Slang for a fourfold vibrator. Often used in connection with a sexual act called Canada's History.
Girl 1:
Did you manage to clean your Moose Antlers? After studying Canada's History last week they were a sticky mess!
Girl 2: I got rid of most of the maple syrup by hand, but after putting them in the dishwasher they now are as good as new.
The tattoo on the small of a womans back. Also see Tramp Stamp.
slag antlers are revolting