A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.
Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.
my girlfriend is so roman attic! i come inside from outside to this everyday! Boney African feet! (Bon Appetite)
The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.
Phone appetit mate?