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spicy apple pie

Improperly called "Angry Balls," this is an exquisite adult beverage that is comprised of Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider.

Person 1: Do you want some Angry Balls? Person 2: Angry Balls? What is that? Person 1: Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed together in deliciousness. Person 2: That is not called Angry Balls. You are wrong. Don't ever call it Angry Balls again. It is called a Spicy Apple Pie. Person 1: Oh, ok! Person 3 (after trying Spicy Apple Pie): Now that's a spicy apple pie!

by Prof. Munchie December 15, 2014

apple pie pussy

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.

oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.

by pat masters October 17, 2007

Adam's Apple Pie

When a woman is sitting on someone's face; her back facing his feet, and reaches orgasm, she HAS A LOOSE BOWEL MOVEMENT on his neck...throat area.

My lady sat on my face and accidentally gave me an Adam's Apple Pie, when she came. NO MORE RED WINE AND MEXICAN FOOD ON DATE NIGHT!!!

by Arty Hammer March 05, 2010

apple pie bed

Another term for short-sheeting, a practical joke where the lower sheet is folded back--effectively halving the bed's length--and placed under another blanket to disguise what has been done. The victim, often the joker's roommate, is meant to climb in, find him/herself unable to actually lie down, and look like an idiot.

Frank Zappa (shouting at his roommate after supposedly falling victim to one): This is an apple pie bed too far, Don!

by typacsk January 10, 2009

That's So Apple Pie!

A somewhat-subtle way to criticize American culture.

Did you know that many Americans are ignorant to the location of their own country on a map? That's so apple pie!

by rachel_dhollander January 23, 2010

sweet apple pie

a nicely glazed butthole

Theresa had such a fine sweet apple pie

by Doubleda October 14, 2015

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base. Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

by Akit February 29, 2004