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Balls Ass

noun: The seam in the middle of a mans scrotum which runs from the base of the penis to the barse.

His balls ass had torn, allowing both testicles to fall to the floor.

by Mischmo25 October 09, 2009

eat my ass and balls

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.

Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!! Student - Eat my ass and balls

by Jordan Rudess September 18, 2007

ball ass

A word to descibe very cold weather conditions that adversely affect human males. It refers to when the male genitalia is drawn up due to it's response to cold conditions.

Man it is ball ass cold out today. I can't find my sack, I'm suffering from ball ass.

by Hey Buddy Jay December 12, 2006

balling ass

1) to win 2) to pick up women with ease and nonchalance

You got Rob Zombie tickets?! Balling ass! I can't believe I'm sitting here not getting laid, while Jake's over there balling ass.

by jarmeel jones March 08, 2015

ball ass

to run extremely fast, to dip with the quickness, mostly from the cops.

Yo, i was tappin this young broad and her papa dukes rolled up in the driveway, i had to ball ass out the back door with my junk still hangin out.

by Laura January 23, 2005

balls ass naked

to be deemed totally naked

jim fell out of the shower balls ass naked

by bob magrann June 05, 2007

balls ass hot

A high, muggy, sweaty environment that is usully found when a large group of people are in a small area. Balls ass hot is detected by a person's crotch or anus. See swamp ass. Used to describe the temperature of a location, not of a person.

It's balls ass hot in your house, Dave. Let's all go outside.

by Sweating Tom June 28, 2007