A fork of Rural Dictionary
A building where homeless people and people with no social lives go to spend their time. It usually has shelves with books on them for some reason. Also see "Homeless Shelter"
"I went to the public library yesterday. It's really depressing to see all those people that have nowhere else to go."
Joey: Oh we saw you in the library, man! Mike: Yeah bro, I was studying the anatomy of the female body
Place where homeless people go to wash up in the bathroom and escape from the streets until ladies with godawfully tight buns shoo them away because they smell like soiled panties.
Homeless Man #1: Earl, get out of you box. Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless. Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open. Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass!
A place to borrow books for school and recreational reading to the average soul, but to the enlightened folk it is equivalent to hell and is where Satan lies in wait. Sometimes you can find him "shhh-ing" people as the librarian, but some librarians are just simple, innocent people like you or me.
Go to the Library! You will spend your detention in the Library.
When a man cums on a magazine and rolls it and stuffs it in anothers butt hole.
Gay Guy 1: "Hey Skip!" Gay Guy 2: "Hey Buddy!" Gay Guy 1: "You Wanna Go In The 'Library' and...?" Gay Guy 2: "Hellz Yeah! HARDCORE!"