A fork of Rural Dictionary
A exotic bird in Austria that is super cool and has a big cock.
John: Look at that bird it has a big cock! Timmy: Oh thats just a Austrian Pacocku
verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick
John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.
On an elevated platform, get your buddy naked and in a kowtow position. Next, you make sure his asshole's nice and lubricated before you open up a beer (preferably chilled) and pour it into his/her ass. Lastly, you tell him/her to spin around, spraying that anal-beer across the room like a damn fine Austrian Carousel.
Hey Bob, wanna do an Austrian Carousel on that table over there? Hell yeah, pass me a cold one! I hope your ass is ready.
The act of doing an extreme workout and masturbating using the sweat produced by said workout.
I heard that body builder over there uses his sweat to do the Austrian slider!
People from Austria. Austrians speak German as their main language. Don't ask me if they're condisered Southern European or not because I don't know.
Austrian People... My father is from Austria
This is a scat-related sex fetish act. It involves freezing a length of feces, and using it as a dildo on a female partner (or male in gay instances) The act must be completed quickly before the feces defrosts
guy: hey baby, wanna get austrian pipelined? girl: Yeah, but be quick! Girl: I can't wait to use that Austrian Pipeline we made yesterday!
Is when you are doing your girl missionary and then you say "Hasta La Vista Baby" like Arnold Schwartzeneger and then you give her a headbutt in the boobs.
Last night, my wife was screaming too hard, so to make her quiet down I gave her an Austrian Headbutt