A fork of Rural Dictionary
The very literal definition of the world slow. Not only sluggish, dawdling and time consuming in terms of motion, but also extremely thick and dense as far as comprehension is concerned. Side effects of being slow on the uptake involve unheralded clumsiness- effortlessly and meaninglessly falling off furniture- along with uncharted laziness, whilst simultaneously making crying like noises that resemble the music that inspires an Ayush. Being an Ayush is a genuine occupational hazard. If an Ayush lives for two decades he (and in rare crcumstances she) is considered a rare and endangered species.
Bryce: George Bush was such an Ayush!
Varun: Eh! Don't insult George Bush!!
Professor: The inverse of speed of light to the power of infinity is equal to one Ayush.
the outer layer of the foreskin and scrotum. Origonally coming from the latin word "ay - like a shu shu in your mums fuu fuu " Ayush goes pleasantly with your food when greated on top , along with cheese and pubes.
"mmm this tastes soo good , what is the secret ingredient " ?
" that my friend , is Ayush's foreskin"
he is a true muzzy in his natural habitat. he likes to think he has big muscles however, in fact he is quite weak. he is a classified cool kid however you cannot forget he is a Muslim. no one loves him. he also likes pegging himself with cucumbers dipped in titty milk.
example 1:
person 1: oh my good look at that Muslim
person 2: what an Ayush type of guy
example 2:
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT AYUSH STICKING TITTY MILK CUCUMBERS UP HIS ASS
example 3:
that Ayush is quite muslim
one who often sleeps in class, is yelled out, but still has the amazing ability to pass every class without opening a book. but he still cant get a date.
name derived from the springs of India. Anyone who drinks form the springs of India will become obnoxious like "the great Ayush."
Ayush Shrivastava also known as Yash, is an Indian writer known for his short stories and poems.
Sunshine, What Did I Do Then are some of the famous works by Ayush Shrivastava.