A fork of Rural Dictionary
everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.
A girl who's in love with Kameron Jackson and loves to take his thunder
"My daughter is Aleiiah Shenee Batemen"
"Aleiiah Shenee Bateman loves to take Kamerons hot thunder"
Aleiiah Shenee Bateman is a girl who's in love with Kameron Jackson and loves to take his thunder
a good looking guy who fucks girls and kill boys
patrick bateman she got a big ass
Jailbait, man!
In reference to Jamie Lynn Spears's impregnation by an act that allegedly amounted to statutory rape.
Don't even think about it. She's Jamie Lynn Bateman.
Long word for Autism, what kids think they have instead of just mental illness
Kid : Yo bro i have super sigma patrick bateman syndrome
Kid 2 : No, you are just autistic
Kid : boowomp
a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.
It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."
Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀"
These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.