Country Dictionary

Bench can be swapped for the word bitch and vice versa.

Benches is the name for a group of totally epic people.

Your such a bench Holly Stallard!

a combination of either wood or steel, it can also be made out of cement, shaped like a long chair with low back support. these are meant for people to sit on and can be found near, around, or inside most public places. most benches are strong enough to support the weight of the fatest person in the world.(well maybe not that strong)

me: whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
kid: i dunno
me: a bench can support a family
kid: (ROFL)

Common jargon used in the IT industry to describe programmers waiting between jobs.

After leaving Syntel, Santosh went nearly mental sitting on the bench for months before he found a job at Macrosoft.

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

equivalent of "served"

You been BENCHED son!

to be drunk and on a bench with a friend. discussing pointless topics.

craig and gareth were benched, discussing how if the hulk teabagged you it would feel like getting hit in the face by some footballs

Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,

- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.