Country Dictionary

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Beluga Blowhole

When a male pees into a woman's anus while having sex and then pulls out to watch her blow it out like an enema.

Dale is ravaging Betty from behind when all of a sudden he pees into her ass and pulls out. She is so surprized that it causes her to release it out like a beluga blowhole, spraying his piss and her shit all over.

by Blowjob Betty 16 July 02, 2008

Diflucous of the blowhole

Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)

blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter

After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.

by Luigi July 13, 2004

Snip that blowhole

An enthusiastic exclamation regarding upcoming revelries. Possibly derived from the popular Brooklyn haircutThe Free Willy’ or a random emoji combination (e.g. 🐋✂️)

Friend 1: “I can’t wait to party with you on those beaches in Puerto Rico!”

Friend 2: “Got to snip that blowhole!”

by Mrinky February 01, 2022

Brazilian Blowhole

The practice of putting a small of cocaine on a butthole, and farting it into a partners nostrils.

"I totally gave your sister a Brazilian Blowhole last night.. She said it smelled like shitty coke."

by Captain Dipshit 2 May 10, 2012

Russian Blowhole

The act of ejaculating in a woman's asshole and making her fart it out

She farted so hard that her Russian Blowhole hit me in the face and I now have pink eye.

by pj234 March 24, 2011

Polish Blowhole

During sex when a guy decides to try anal, so he takes his penis out of her vagina and is on the verge of putting it in her ass, when she releases a strong fart, denying entry.

Brah, My girl Katherine pulled a Polish Blowhole on me this morning, it's like she has a defense mechanism

by TrentTrent October 25, 2010

epizootics of the blowhole

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit

Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008