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Boomerang

When a guy cums and shoots up someone's nostril, it comes out there mouth, and then they pass it back into the guy who came's mouth. The Boomerang.

Billy got a sinus infection after he and Joey Boomeranged.

by Elder Jordrian March 09, 2014

Boomeranged

The act of being manipulated into an uninteresting conversation by a provacative comment or unsincere question.

Walter: Man, I had a crazy morning.
Dave: Yeah, what happened?
Walter: {Insert uninteresting story}
Dave (thinking to himself): Man, I just got boomeranged.

Alternative version:

Brendan: What did you do this weekend?
Katie: Not much
Brendan: Mine was crazy. {Insert uninteresting story}
Katie (thinking to herself}: I just got boomeranged.

by Philippe_Candeloro April 09, 2009

Boomerang

BOOMERANG: /bo͞oməˌraNG/

(verb)

1. To place baby boomer relative into nursing home with the migrant workers they forced on everyone else.

How to use BOOMERANG in a sentence:

"Dad voted for/donated to "Diversity" every 2 yrs. I'm going to boomerang him into Little Mogadishu. lol"

"Let's boomerang Aunt Alice! She luuuurvs her 'Diversity.' Fortunately for her, she had enough money to live far away from the multicultural life she forced on poor White children."

"I hope all those Lutheran Services 'volunteers' get Boomerang'd. Always droppin' their Skinnies on us."

by Daniel Genseric November 09, 2016

Boomerang

After your partner ejaculates in your mouth, projectile the cum back into their face.

Seriously, last night I boomeranged the shit out of Jon..and it was awesome!

by Nursing Bitties March 26, 2010

Boomerang

A lonely person's Frisbee.

Millhouse needs to invest in a boomerang because he has no friends to play Ultimate Frisbee with.

by kapooch102 January 28, 2011

boomerang

When a male puts his own penis into his own butt-hole. (A form a masturbation)

I love Masturbation when I use the boomerang technique.

by Nakeds November 21, 2010

boomerang

a shitstorm of moderate magnitude caused by another fucking boomer on the internet.

- yo what you saying broski you done your homework for tmoz?
- nah my driller got stuck in a fucking boomerang on facebook again check this shit out

by jimmy cheeseburgah November 17, 2021