A fork of Rural Dictionary
A code for men who are insecure about their masculinity and need to let the internet dictate their behavior because they don’t have their own common sense.
Man: “Dude, why don’t you ask out Kara?”
Bro: “She’s Matt’s ex. I can never break bro code.”
Man: “Matt has been married to Shelly for five years and we’re all on good terms if you want to date Kara. Learn to read social cues from individual situations, dude.”
1. A set of rules followed by guys who never get laid.
2. A guide on to how not to get laid.
An example on how not get laid straight from the Bro Code: "Bros before hoes" this should really be "Chicks before dicks" because real bros get laid.
#1.Exes off limits
#2.If a guy likes a girl don’t get in the way
#3.Three feet away from all girls
#4.No hugs
#5.No high fives
I don’t want to see you breaking Bro code
- A true bro shall always forgive another bro regardless of the problem.
Hey you slept with my sister, but its all chill i forgive you just don't do it again because it against the bro code
some made up shit that doesnt really matter because girls need attention
"dude follow the bro code"
"nah man my girl needs me"