Country Dictionary

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Rusty Bumhole

Feces remains around the bum hole after insufficeint whiping.

"Yo my girlfriend went to give me a rim-job, then I realized I has a rusty bum hole."
"ergh that guy has a real bad rusty bumhole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty bumhole tonight, I dont know how im gonna manage that."

by William John Edward Speight October 07, 2008

bumhole beepster

A practice of bumming someone over a car bonnet while wearing a pink shirt while someone else sits in the car tooting the horn...also known as doing a darren sands

Bumhole beepster

by snipersv April 17, 2014

bumhole surgery

An act where one is highley intoxicated (see "Don Piano") also may be known as a bumhole surgeon. Generaly when someone is involved in this act it is due to spending too much time at ours house.

Luigi, your mother is a bloody aardvark!

Fuck off Ben Hodson, you bloody bumhole surgeon.

Luigi: hmmm Bumhole Surgery

by mrskag February 05, 2008

Bumhole dog

A dog where its tail doesn't cover its bum hole and it always visible

Oh look a bumhole dog

by Wilhem the wonderous May 05, 2021

bummy bumhole

When your asshole grows arms and folds itself into a bird and flies away.

Dude last night I had a bummy bumhole

by clappedcheeks November 20, 2019

pj bumhole

when there's a rip in your pants and a random dude will handjob you deeply.

I was walking on the street and a man gave me a pj bumhole

by A High Monkay November 06, 2018

cheesy bumhole

A cheesy bumhole is the sense of a shitty bumhole however to your suprise there is a distinct stench of cheese emitted from said bumhole.

Isaac: my god I've got a cheesy bumhole.
Jack: what's that?
Isaac: *itches bumhole* look smell this.
Jack: Ahhh a cheesy bumhole.

by J4CK6 April 26, 2015