A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member
My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool
“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”
the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo
That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie
When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.
"Her baby shower was so amazing"
When you pull out and cum on her head
"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!" "Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes
I gave a whole town a baby shower