A fork of Rural Dictionary
A possible male, with the ears of an elephant, them things can hear an ant walk from a mile away no joke. Manages to interrupt everyone but get mad when people talk around him when he is talking to anyone. Loves to enforce rules but doesn't know what it means to follow rules. Rages at video games even though he has never been good at them, man just straight sucks at everything. Most likely lovers with The Dean, they always argue like a married couple. The Batts loves to be in power but cannot enforce anything, nobody can listen to someone so goofy looking. He looks like a sped with some big ass ears.
We love ourselves The Batts every once in a while.
1.One who plays hockey and has the "Batts Factor"
2.One who often denines other teamates chew
3.One who has taken a slapshot from the blue line and killed anybody
He took a clapper from the blue line and killed an old lady! OMG that guy is a Batts
V murder drones simper at MAX. freezes 24/7. Murder Drones Enthusiast.
Batt, why are you riding V from Murderous Drones?
A one of a kind genuine guy whos as real as they come. He never tries being anything but his true self which can make him sometime come across as a real cunt, but only because he is. He sanity and crazy all at the same time. Sexy and confident with every right to be so. He got the gift of the perfect penis and plenty of skill and stamina to satisfy all of them that he wants, The most and least lovable of personalities in the existence of mankind
Friend 1 "Hows batt?"
Friend 2 "oh ya know.. hes batt"