A fork of Rural Dictionary
An inappropriate word that you must never say to someone that is not from Earth; somewhere along the lines of the word "fuck", but worse.
"Shut up and go to belgium!"
"Get that belgium out of here, he's pissing me off."
A place where people milk cats.
"There is nothing more grey and uninspiring than the great cat dairies of Liege"
"Why do Belgians have small hands?"
"Why? To milk cats of course."
"Don't ask what makes the chocolate of Belgium so tasty"
Small European country, capital Antwerpen. In the Northern part of Belgium is the city Brussel (= in English Brussels), where the European government debates about boring stuff.
The Northern half of Belgium speaks a form of Dutch called "Vlaams" (= Flamish), the less developed part, the southern part, speaks French.
Belgium is located South of The Netherlands.
The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.
French people, the butt of the world's jokes, think of le Belgique as idiots.