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Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school. Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you. Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 10, 2020

Bleachers

synonym for words like slum, gutter, etc. The word is mostly used by SoundCloud rapper "6 Dogs" in his songs.

"I was in the bleachers" - 6 Dogs in "Faygo Dreams" "Was in the bleachers, now you know i'm shot-calling" - 6 Dogs in "Flossing" "Yea bro! I'm came from the bleachers , now i'm balling like a bitch, motherfuck a price"

by MART938G April 04, 2017

bleacher troll

Someone who haunts activities and sports on the bleachers and annoys everyone. Parents, participants, coaches, watchers, anyone and everyone.

Dan, was chased off the bleachers again because EVERYONE was sick of that bleacher troll.

by KimKnows November 28, 2021

hovering the bleachers

moving around in generally the right area; playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.

(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:) I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.

by Toa56584 October 22, 2024

Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

by pinetard January 06, 2010

bleacher creatures

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.

"Here comes a bleacher creatures. Do they ever go to class straight?"

by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020

bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)

Sarah:"eww look at those girls." Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."

by Jloop January 23, 2017