A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.
Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall? Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.
The act of someone leaving you hanging when in the middle of a conversation about something interesting. Especially throug text.
Dude, Jane TOTALLY gave me Conversational Blueballs yesterday. We were on AIM and she asked if I had heard about the party and she never answered when i asked about it.
The feeling one experiences when a song ends on a non resolving chord and leaves the listener's ear wanting resolution (the root of the key usually). Also when a song is cut or stopped before the chorus or other major event like a memorable solo such as in Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb.
Dude, the ending of that song left me hanging. It was almost an eargasm but left me with a serious case of audio blueballs.
When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."
Prime example of a Verbal Blueball: Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind." You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
When a DJ has a big build up playing and you think he/she is going to throw down a banger only to be disappointed when they drop a dud.
I thought he was gonna drop some hard shit there, instead DJ Blueballs threw down some weak ass shit!
An emotional feeling you get moments after a song is turned off or changed before an amazing solo.
Dude my ipod died right before the guitar solo in sweet child o mine and i got audio blueballs!
When your crush seems interested but shoots you down when you finally profess your love.
man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend". man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro? man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.