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borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

by intelligentsia September 05, 2006

bork

1. (v) to display your testicles by placing them over your shaft, usually correlated with the element of surprise

-sometimes used as a threat or expression of contempt

-synonym for balkanize

1. I was just chillin on my bed when I looked up and got borked.

-Damn it Pat Wong, if you do that again I'm going to bork you!

by James Frattison May 09, 2011

bork

1. The common sound of a doggo( See doggo)

"Yo, did you hear that big doggo's bork?"
"Yea."

by TehRealCoralSnek May 27, 2017

Borking

The act of farting underwater and eating the bubbles.

Ewww...that nasty pig was just borking in the pool.

by Mikey Modogg August 12, 2005

Bork

To ruin a chance at; to botch, to fail, to mess up.

I completely borked my interview.

by K.S. December 04, 2003

bork

To block someone's Supreme Court nomination through a systematic approach of belligerent questioning, hyperbolic statements, and character assassination.

"Clarence Thomas doesn't have a chance: we're gonna bork the crap out of him."

by DES1989 July 20, 2009

borkful

When you a cheesy infection in your bunghole and it drops on the floor

Ah dammit my but is so borkful

by Stinky clam 696969 June 01, 2017