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Brenton

A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.

Are lord and savior Brenton

by Ronweasley_Azzklit February 25, 2025

Brenton Tarrant

an ansolute Saint who killed 51 sandnigger, immigrants.

#FreeBrentonTarrant

brenton tarrant the saint

by Vladislavl August 02, 2024

Brenton Tarrant

an absolute saint who killed 51 sandnigger, immigrants. #FreeBrentonTarrant

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by Vladislavl August 02, 2024

Hansjörg Brenton

An alias for a talented Chess Player; specifically a Norwegian Grandmaster meant to bring players such as Magnus Carlsen to mind.

P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*

by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) April 28, 2024