A fork of Rural Dictionary
a small ragged disgusting black man that smells so bad he MUST be called dirty.
dude1: "Yo bro I'm gonna rail that gash!"
dude2: "Haha no you aren't you are such a dirty chaunce"
A title given to individuals to exemplify their chaunciness and is bestowed upon them before becoming a Chauncellor or a true Chauncemaster General.
"Hi, is Scott there".
"Oh, you mean: 'Sir Chaunce-a-lot'. No he's not. He's too busy trying to become a Chauncellor.
someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.
"Dude, J.P. is such a Ponce de le Chaunce"
A person who will commit an act that only benefits themselves, having no concern for those who they just "chaunced". Basically a self-centered fuck.
Guy 1: Did you talk to that broad for me?
Guy 2: Yeah, she said she wants you.
Guy 1: Oh, sick. I'll take her home tonight.
(End of the night you notice your buddy leaving the club with that broad)
Guy 1: Man, that guy's a dick... fuckin' Chaunce Fillet...
The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.
Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.
The act to be hanging out / vibing with friends
Ayy y’all want to come chaunce with the boys tonight?