A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awesome friend. Someone you can make fun of without them pulling out your hair. Preferably someone who goes out of their way to fix your life. If you don't have a chum, your life friggin sucks. P.S. chum is also dog food :P
"Make me an offer I can't refuse, chum." "Lit, chum. Real lit." You: "Ellie will never like me!" Chum: "HEY ELLIE!" You: "Wtf are you doing?!" Chum: "Ellie, look into my eyes and tell me you don't like my friend." Ellie: "Why would I do that?" Chum: "'Cuz you can go out with him." Ellie: "I'll think about it"
Friends that you've known over 5 years and can talk about literally anything even when you guys live far away.
Yeah, that's my chum, they've been there since day one.
(v) the act of sending out a mass text message to members of the opposite sex in the interest of determining your options. Text must be vague enough to apply to large groups but specific enough to elicit a response.
"Are you going out tonight?", Simon feverishly typed into his mobile chumming every woman he knew.
Felatio from a toothless crack-whore.
I'm goin' downtown to get some chum.