A fork of Rural Dictionary
people on conan gray stan twt are fucking weird lmao/lh
the loml because i said so. also ashley i love you too
friend: stfu conan lee gray doesnt even know u exist me: i hope you fall off that fucking swing and snap your fucking neck and never recover and live your life as a fucking vegetable
The most beautiful thing in the world. It boing boing boings and resembles broccoli, or ramen with too much soy sauce. It is the topic of awe for many content creators on Pinterest such as Strawbee, flora (you’re forever with me) and many others.
me: look at Conan Lee Gray’s Hair! It’s so pretty I want to play with it!!! *fangirls* some asshole: stfu Conan’s hair is gross me: CRY ME A RIVER TILL YOU DROWN IN THE LAKE
something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.
conan gray: hey y'all me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER
literal perfection. you cant out-perfect this man. you just cant.
do you listen to conan gray? oh my god yes hes so perfect!
a boy who will try anything to show his fans he loves them. he is a musician with an amazing voice and he connects to his fans through music. but we all have one thing in common. we are depressed and hopeless romantics. he is beautiful and unique. but all of his fans are obese fatties and so is he. so i take back everything i said before. we’re all fat and dirty rats. thank you.
person : have you heard of conan gray? me : the rodent under our sink? yes. he’s pretty good
Literally the most beautiful person on planet earth. The love of my life, the embodiment of perfection. Basically Jesus Christ himself come down from the heavens to bless us with music. I love him more than I love myself. Going to his concert will change the course of your entire life. Love this precious person like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: “Hey, how do you spell ‘my everything’?” Person 2: “C-o-n-a-n-G-r-a-y.” Person 1: “But that spells ‘Conan Gray’.” Person 2: “Exactly.”