A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spelt with a capital N, there is only one Cap'N. Often mistaken as Captain which is completely false in every possible way.
Person #1: Is that Captain Walsh? Person #2: No it's Cap'N Walsh silly.
1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.
Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!
When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.
I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!
when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum
hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!" captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"
When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.
I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.