A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth. Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE? smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe 2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe? SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
A document that confers legitimacy on anything
"Does this Magic Water come with a Certificate of Authenticity?
Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.
Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.